Observe, if you will, the following incident that took place between me and one of my friends at a wedding reception this weekend:

He shows me a text message he’s sending,

Actually, I == teh drunk.

Wedding reception

Me: “I see you didn’t forget the double equals”

Him: “Yeah, all my text messages compile properly”

Me: “Although, I guess in this case using a single equals would be a quick shortcut to getting drunk…”

Him: [rofl] “How are you not an alcoholic with a mind like that?”